Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Randomize
