Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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