Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My penis needs a shock collar
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
