I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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