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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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