Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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