An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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