please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Dick very happy bro
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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