its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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