I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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