I like my sex mixed with concussions.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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