I wish my penis had an off switch
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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