Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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