i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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