i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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