Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Just cropdusted the office
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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