yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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