So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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