just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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