I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
zippers are such a cool invention
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
