I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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