i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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