My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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