Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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