Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There r osticjed everywhere
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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