Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I believe in your delicious
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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