She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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