for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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