I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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