So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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