OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
we're so committed to being not committed
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
