Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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