Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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