i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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