Nicole vs. Life
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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