Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
