We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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