You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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