garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
false alarm. still invincible.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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