i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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