sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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