he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
