hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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