Jerry, you need to find god
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is it because I queefed?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
