so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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