We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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