we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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