Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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