MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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