His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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