erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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